ELVIS LIMERICkS

The boy from Memphis could sing,

Soon girls called him “The King.”

He died too young,

The last song was sung,

But the fans kept doing their thing.

 

Elvis made a lot of dough,

Didn’t keep much of it though.

Colonel Parker’s

50% marker

Came off the top, you know.

 

There once was a singer named Elvis

Who sure could shake his pelvis.

This has to end.

We can’t pretend,

That some other word rhymes with Elvis.

© 2005  Philip R Arnold

2 responses to “ELVIS LIMERICkS

  1. Steve Allen was a total jerk to Elvis. Seen the videos. Critical of his voice, etc. Then had the audacity to see Elvis in concert in Vegas. Steve Allen = never funny.

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