I thought it might be hard for readers to come up with a clean caption for this picture, and the limited number of submissions seems to back that up.  However, we have a winner -- first time entrant Ray Caves.  Congratulations, Ray.

One of the ElvisBlog readers who enters nearly every caption contest and has won six times, is Jean Pyle.  She came up with the funniest dirty caption.  Too bad we can't post it here.  Thanks for the laugh, Jean.

"Now, girls.  Stay here.  I'll ring roomservice for four fried peanut butter sandwiches. Thank You very much!!"

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There were more submissions for this Elvis caption Contest than we've had in a long, long time.  Congratulations to Valerie Norris for her winning caption.

Lamar, Red.  Help!!!  Get me out of here.

Congratulations to Gerard Montz for sending in the winning caption with his first-time submission.

"I could have had a V-8"

Congratulations to Kyle Brady for his funny winning submission.  We'll do another contest soon.

Hurry up, Doc.  Are you sure this will cure air guitar cramping?

Congratulations to Curtis Piper for the winning submission on the latest caption contest.

Hey.  Knock off the kissing.  You're supposed to be throwing the ball with me.

We have a new first-time winner for this Caption Contest.  Congratulations to Steve Heckman.  Second place went to Garard Montz, who submitted the longest caption ever, and even provided editorial comment on it.

I Want the Man who Stepped on my Blue Suede Shoes To Come Forward.

Thie winner this time submitted three different entries, but he wished to remain anonymous.

Frequent winner Jean Pyle has done it again.  This might just be her best caption yet.

Elvis Incorporates Levitating Air Piano Into His Act

For the first time since I started doing the Elvis Caption Contest, we have no winner.  In fact, there were no submissions.  Apparently, this publicity still from the movie The Trouble with Girls stumped everybody.  I thought I'd give it a try, too, but this one is really tough.  The photo for the next Caption Contest will go back to Elvis in real life situations. No more staged images in period costumes with props.

Several readers submitted the same caption for this picture, and "Taking Care of Business" certainly works.  However, frequent contest winner Jean Pyle sent in one that is cruder, but also funnier, and we'll go with that.

Shake it, baby, shake it

Jean Pyle has done it again, but this may be the best caption she has ever come up with.  As usual, she has re-worked the lyrics of an Elvis song to fit the picture.  This one is from "I'll Be Home for Christmas."

"I won't be home for Christmas.
You can't count on me.
Here are a couple of reasons,
Beside my Christmas tree."

Congratulations to reader Rick Janczac for the winning caption.  A new contest will be posted next week.week.

Please step back , sir.  Mr Presley doesn't need any help trying on new pants.

Repeat winner Jean Pyle likes to revise Elvis song lyrics slightly to fit the Caption Contest pictures.  Here is her latest.

"Ghouls rush in, when intruders dare to tread."

Congratulations to Betsy Harris for the winning caption.  There will be a new contest next week.

Hey, ditch that guitar and get me some towels.

Regular contributor Laura Harrison has come up with another winner.

Elvis' singing sets the beach on fire

A lot of previous winners were back again this time, but Phillip Jolly takes the prize for lucky contest # 13.  Here are the runners up:

John Migacz (winner contest #2)       "Catch and release?  Like Hell!"

Laura Harrison (winner contest #8)   "My girl, my girl... Stay off my blue suede shoes."

Jean Pyle (winner contest #10)         "It ain't no big thing.  Butt--It's growing."

And, the winner is...

Elvis tries out a new way to pick up girls.

We have our first two-time winner.  Jean Plye, who won with a poem caption a month ago, has done it again.  Thanks, Jean.  Very clever.

When a child claiming to be Elvis' son showed up, Elvis wrote this on the return envelope:

"Return to Sender.
This child's unknown.
No such offspring.
No boy I own."

Reader Lydia Gallion is this winner this time with the caption below.  There will be another contest next week.

Moments later, Elvis was doing the Jailhouse Rock.

This is a first.  Reader Jean Pyle didn't just send a caption; she sent a poem.  Congratulations and thanks, Jean.  Another Caption Contest next week.

"I'm all right, Mama
I'll be all right you'll see.
Driving off a bridge,
Is better than hitting a tree"

Congratulations to reader Susan Boyer for her winning caption below.  Look for another Caption Contest next week.

This is a great sandwich, Mama.  You wanna pass me four or five more.

Congratulations to regular reader Laura Harrison.   She actually sent in two caption submissions, and this was the winner.  There will be a new caption contest next week.

Congratulations to reader Jim McFarlane for the winning caption below.  Look for another Caption Contest next Sunday.

Pssst, John, who are those two guys down at the other end?

Congratulations to reader Randolph Crew for the funny caption below.  Look for another Elvis Caption Contest next week.

"Who brought that dog in backstage?"

Congratulations to reader Parker Davidson for the funny caption below.  Look for another Elvis Caption Contest next week

The real Elvis Presley and a Don King Impersonator

Congratulations to reader Bob Strother for the caption below.  The next Caption Contest will be posted the Sunday after Christmas.

"I need that wrench on the floor behind you.  Could you reach around and get it for me, please."

Congratulations to reader Kevin Coyle for the Elvis caption below.  There will be another caption contest next week.

"Stupid cow, wandering in here where we're doin' maneuvers.  Welcome to splatter city."

This week we have an honorable mention.  Although the intent of the contest is to come up with a hunorous caption, reader Anna Ferroni  provided one that was so historically accurate, it deserves posting here, too.

Elvis in Germany, 1958 to 1960, Graffenweir, West Germany, with the Company D, 1st Battallion, 32nd Armor, 3rd Armor Division

Congratulations to reader John Migacz for the Elvis caption below.  There will be another caption contest next week.

The result after Vernon lectured Elvis on not spending all his money so fast.

Congratulations to reader Dave Newell for the Elvis caption below.  There will be a new caption contest next week.

Elvis' new and improved Memphis Mafia stands by, ready for action.