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50th Anniversary Movie Pictorial – Stay Away, Joe

Stay Away Joe Poster

The Graceland Blog has already marked the upcoming 50th anniversary of the March 8, 1968 release of Stay Away, Joe. It’s a well done article and I recommend you read it. But you’ll find there is no duplication when you read this ElvisBlog post also marking the anniversary..

My take on this movie differs from theirs. In fact, I wrote an ElvisBlog article back in 2005 where I proclaimed it “Elvis’ Worst Movie.” However, I have since been swayed a bit by other reviews I have read and comments that have come in to the blog. For example, last year, reader Paul K noted:

“Every frame of that movie has the ‘lust for life’ in it.” Elvis himself said, “It was the most fun I ever had working on a movie.”

Blog commenter Jim said in 2013:

I really like Stay Away Joe. I understand that this film must be utter rubbish for anyone who isn’t an Elvis fan. However, as an Elvis fan, it’s nice to see Elvis enjoying himself in a movie

I think this screen grab catches the essence of what Paul and Jim said.

Stay Away joe - Elvis Partying in the car

And as Alan Hanson pointed out on his Elvis-History Blog, the trade paper The Film Daily said this in its original review:

“It doesn’t matter that credibility is stretched. What matters is that the picture evokes a mood of mirth and happy frenzy that is catching.”

So, when I decided to watch the movie again as prep work for this post, I just let the fun, mirth, and happy frenzy cover the movie’s many faults. And I discovered a number of suggestions for you readers to enjoy Stay Away, Joe more if comes on cable again and you watch it.

 

Count the fights:

 

Stay Awat Joe - Fight at 17 Minutes

There is a fight scene in almost every Elvis movie, but Stay Away, Joe has them from end to end. The picture above marks the first one 17 minutes in.

 

Stay Away Joe - Fight at 18 Minutes

Not all of the fights take place on dry land. This one started and ended in a little pond where the cattle watered.

 

Stay Away Joe - Clowning around with the girls in the river

Another fight in the water, this time with girls involved. It should be noted that all the fights were total slap-stick. Nobody seems to get hurt.

 

Stay Away Joe - Fight with girls at 26 minutes

Another fight with girls involved. It was inside the house.

 

Stay Away Joe - Fight in Truck

Fight in a truck.

 

Stay Away Joe - Fight on Car

Fight on top of a car.

 

Stay Away joe - Final fight that Brought Down the House

The final fight was inside the house and brought the whole thing down.

 

Note The Memphis Mafia guys in the cast:

 

Joe Esposito in Stay Away Joe

Joe Esposito has bit parts in a lot of Elvis movies. Here he plays a guy repossessing Elvis’ car, and he has one line of dialog.

 

Stay Away Joe - Charlie Hodge as Guitar Player in Band

Charlie Hodge is a guitar player in the band during an incredibly long party held at the house. As the bedlam goes on, they just keep playing, so Charlie is in a lot of scenes.

 

Stay away Joe - Sonny West and Elvis

Sonny West has a substantial part in this movie. He is in every fight scene, every party scene, and other times as well. He has several speaking lines. His character’s name is Jackson He-Crow. (I suppose I should mention that Elvis also plays an American Indian, Joe Lightcloud.)

 

Jackson He-Crow and Billie Jo Hump

Here is Sonny West with one of the hot Indian girls in the film. Her name is Billie Jo Hump. I wonder if they were messing with us when they picked that name for her. Elvis reacted to her by saying, “She can chew on my moccasins any time she wants.”

 

Watch for the dogs:

 

Dogs in Stay Away Joe

Two or more of these dogs are in dozens of scenes. They sleep in an open convertible with Elvis during a rainstorm. But usually they are just hanging around in the background during all kind of shots. They are amazingly unflustered as fighting is going on just a few feet from them.

 

Look for the really stupid stuff:

 

Stay Away Joe - Elvis Herding Cattle with a Cadillac

Elvis herding cattle with a Cadillac (until he drives it into a river).

 

Staw Away, Jot - Charlie in Bathtub of Beer

Elvis’ father in a bathtub with cans of beer.

 

Stay Away Joe - E;vis Coming out from under the Porch

Elvis climbing out from under the porch after drinking too many beers to count. (Note the dog on the left.)

 

Stay Away Joe - Elvis' Mom Taking Outdor Bath During a Party

One of the guys getting a good look at Elvis’ mom taking a bath.

 

Stay Away Joe - Party at Callahan's

Another party scene.

 

Stay away Joe - Elvis' Car Missing Doors, Seats, and Hood

Elvis driving a car with no top, hood, doors, or seats. He is sitting on a wooden chair.

 

Stay away Joe - Elvis in Shotgun Wedding

The shotgun wedding (almost)

 

Count the number of girls he kisses:

I usually end these movie pictorials with a shot of Elvis kissing the leading lady he ends up with at the conclusion of the film. But there is no love story aspect in Stay Away, Joe, so Elvis spreads the kissing joy around to a bunch of girls.

Stay Away Joe - Elvis Kiss # 1

 

Stay Away Joe - Elvis Kiss # 2

This is Billie Jo Hump.

 

Stay away Joe - Kiss # 3

This is his sister, but the kiss lingered longer than a little peck.

 

Stay Away Joe - Elvis Kiss # 4

How do you like the vertical legs and boots in this shot?

 

Stay Away Joe - Elvis Kiss #5

Elvis wears that denim jacket in every kissing scene.

 

You’ll notice I never discussed the plot in this movie. Not really necessary, because it’s so thin as to be almost non-existent. But don’t let that stop you from watching Stay Away, Joe. Just remember to enjoy the fun Elvis is having, the happy frenzy, and all the stupid stuff.

 

 

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Elvis’ Worst Movie — Who Needs Brackets

Elvis Movie Madness

Have you been voting in Graceland’s new promotion, Elvis Movie Madness? It is a pretty clever idea inspired by the NCAA Basketball Tournament, commonly known as “March Madness.” They even copied the famous tournament brackets so millions of fans can determine Elvis’ Best Movie.

Elvis Movie Madness Brackets

If you aren’t familiar with how these brackets work, you pick your favorite movie from each pair of choices down the left and right sides. The winners then pair off in the second, third and fourth brackets until there are only two movies left to battle for the crown. The shot of the brackets is too small to read, so here is a bigger version of the first round pairings. The losers in each pairing have been marked with a slash.

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Here is a list of the sixteen movies that were eliminated in round one.

Flaming Star
Follow That Dream
Easy Come, Easy Go
Double Trouble

Kissin’ Cousins
Wild in the Country
Spinout
Stay Away Joe

The Trouble With Girls
Clambake
Live A Little, Love A Little
Frankie and Johnny

Paradise, Hawaiian Style
Speedway
Harum Scarum
Charro

There are some real stinkers in this list, and it got me thinking about what might be Elvis’ worst movie. Just for kicks, I Googled “Worst Elvis Presley Movie,” and lots of results came up. However, it is interesting to look at that top three sites Google found.

IMDb:

IMBd Elvis Movie Rankings

The Internet Movie Database is a treasure trove of information about films, television programs, and video games, including cast, production crew, fictional characters, biographies, plot summaries, trivia and reviews. In 1998, it became a subsidiary of Amazon.com.

Ranker:

Ranker Elvis Movie Rankings

I never heard of this site, but Ranker is a lot of fun. They have lists of the best and worst for every subject you can think of.

USA Today:

USA Today Elvis Movie Rankings

This national newspaper is certainly a credible source. While Ranker and IMDb ranked all 31 of Elvis’ movies from top to bottom, USA Today picked just the Top 10 and Worst 3.

So, here are their picks for the worst Elvis movie.

IMDb: Harum Scarum, Double Trouble, Spinout

Ranker: Harum Scarum, Easy Come, Easy Go, Double Trouble

USA Today: Harum Scarum, Easy Come, Easy Go, Paradise, Hawaiian Style

Elvis in Harum Scarum

 

Well, we have a consensus here. Harum Scarum is the runaway choice for the worst Elvis movie. The nod for next worse seems to go to Easy Come, Easy Go, followed by Double Trouble.

Although IMDb does not publish official critiques, it does encourage comments from the public. In fairness, it should be said that there are some positive reviews included for the movies ranked as Elvis’ three worst. However, there is a preponderance of negative comments, and some of them for the consensus winner (loser?) you might find interesting.

Harum Scarum:

“Even Elvis haters looking for a cheap laugh will find themselves bored by this exercise.”

“The film is listed in Golden Raspberry Award founder John Wilson’s book The Official Razzie Movie Guide as one of the 100 Most Enjoyably Bad Movies Ever Made.”

“This is not the Elvis of folklore, nor is it the Elvis that will return one day and save us from mediocrity. This is the dry Elvis, milked fully, udders raw, yet ever sedated.”

“Colonel Tom Parker, who usually took great care in the movie properties acquired for Elvis, must have cringed with the lemon he got Elvis stuck in here.”

“Reportedly lensed in a mere 18 days, and for the sake of cost-cutting, everything was shot on back-lot MGM soundstages instead of actual locations in the Middle East.”

“There’s one jaw-dropping musical scene that’s borderline soft-kiddie porn when Presley watches as a pre-teen girl with slits in her dress that are WAIST-HIGH gyrates and flounces around faux-seductively. It’s really bizarre, inappropriate, wildly politically-incorrect, and sure to invoke discomfort in some viewers. It’s also just about the only thing in the film that can guarantee that the audience is awake!”

“Should be called Yawnum Snorum”

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