A lot of previous winners were back again this time, but Phillip Jolly takes the prize for lucky contest # 13. Here are the runners up:
John Migacz (winner contest #2) “Catch and release? Like Hell!”
Laura Harrison (winner contest #8) “My girl, my girl… Stay off my blue suede shoes.”
Jean Pyle (winner contest #10) “It ain’t no big thing. Butt–It’s growing.”
And, the winner is…

Elvis tries out a new way to pick up girls.