Well, you’re not going to find anything intellectually demanding on this ElvisBlog post, but there is some superficially attractive and entertaining stuff you might like.
Like a giant floating Elvis head.
Or the winner of the Ultimate Geriatric Elvis Tribute Artist Competition.
How do you like this face? It’s a decent replication of Elvis. Any guesses what this is?
This angle should give you a clue.
Did you guess PEZ Elvis? With the high white collar and the shades, jumpsuit Elvis blows away the other guys. Poor Army Elvis in the center. He doesn’t look anything like Elvis.
Here’s the three of them inside the metal display box. Two packs of PEZ candies and a playable CD are behind them. Blue PEZ guy in the middle doesn’t look like Elvis, either, so here is the altered PEZ Elvis showcase I came up with.
But I did find a good way to use the other two guys.
Have you ever seen this shot of Elvis attracting a crowd of lovelies in bikinis? He probably could have pulled it off in real life, but this is from a movie. Do you know which one?
This combo stamp of Bill Clinton and Elvis came from the republic of Chad in Africa. Chad produced all kinds of Elvis stamps a couple of decades ago. They were targeted toward the collector market, not for mailing letters. There were so many different ones that one pundit joked that Elvis stamps had become Chad’s number one export.
You all know about Elvis’ famous gold suit. How do you like this silver one?
Here’s an interesting variation on Mt. Rushmore: Elvis, John Lennon, Bob Marley, and Jimmy Hendrix. If it was up to me, I would take out Marley and replace him with Eric Clapton.
Does anyone know why Lisa decided to pose for this photograph?
Elvis toilet paper is a pretty strange collectible, but keeping it in a glass display is just bizarre.
The third and last issue in the Elvis Shrugged comic book series. Elvis on steroids wearing jumpsuit pants and belt. I own this one, and the artwork inside is really lame compared to the cover.
I like the bug-eyed bald guy telling the ELVII to attack. I’m not so sure about Tinkle! Crash!
I snapped this photo from a T-shirt I owned for 25 years. I sold that Elvis Flintstone T-shirt to a lady in Canada. But I got a bum mailing address from PayPal, and the package never got delivered to her or returned to me. I’m resigned to the fact that the shirt is gone forever, so I’m glad I at least have this picture.
The movie clip of Elvis with all those girls at the pool was Spinout. Here’s another good shot.
Elvis gets to check them out one by one as they go into that tent. That definitely moved the plot forward.
Please let me know if you like Eye Candy for Elvis Fans or not. They’re pretty easy for me to put together, so there may be more to come.
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